The Basics: July 20, 2019

I don't get you, Minnesotans.

No, I'm not rehashing your ridiculous Duck, Duck, Grey Duck mishap.

I'm talking about the giant spoon sculpture.

Like, why?

It's pretty clear that the fork is a far superior utensil.

You can't eat a steak, salad, spaghetti or turducken with a spoon.

Ugh, you artistic & culinary heathens.

Match: MLS Regular Season 21 of 34

Opponent: vs Minnesota

Venue: RioT

Time: 8:00 pm MT

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Weather: 87 degrees & clear skies


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Ref: Dave Gantar

Kits: All red everything