In previous drafts of this article, I wrote a bunch of bad jokes that were nixed by co-workers.
I disagree with their assessment.
However, I have been overruled.
I have nothing left to offer.
Here is the basic information that you need to know before kickoff in San Jose on Saturday.
Competition: MLS Regular Season
Match: at San Jose
Kickoff Time: 8:30 pm MT
Venue: Avaya Stadium
TV/Radio: KMYU & ESPN 700
Livestream: MLS Live
Weather Forecast: 70 degrees, mostly sunny.
Referee: Fotis Bazakos
Kit: White top, White shorts, White socks.